Cloud Over Jupiter Now Seen by the Naked Eye
J. Sterling Penguin , Special Correspodent

In a stunning astronomical development a Cloud Over Jupiter has been see developing across the planet's gaseous surface. Scientists are at a loss to explain the rare occurance, and leading experts are divided as to what this means for the future of mankind.

The planet Jupiter has a gravity over ten times the gravity of Earth, so clouds are forced to behave differently, often crushing entire asteroids and moons as the heavy foggines overtakes them. It is a little known fact that Jupiter once had twenty moons, but many have been totally obliterated with the quiet mass of a Jupiterian cloud mass. Ganymeade, Callisto, and Europa are the only remaining bodies to remain in Jupiter's orbit.

So what does this mean for inhabitants of Earth? Well, Jack Shit, actually. See we're a band. We play music. We don't know 'bout no stinking planetary killer-moisture. Get real.

Cloud Over Jupiter is:

Jerry King - Guitar/vocals
Michele King - Keyboard/vocals
Steve Berndt - Bass
Norb Klauber - Drums
Mark Larson - Keyboards
Special Guest Bobby Hoffman - Bass

 



Sound Bytes

Blind Faith
Traffic
Steely Dan
Sugarloaf
Stevie Wonder
Grand Funk Railroad
Alice in Chains

Musical influences across the vastness of time. Restlessness and innovation spring from the moribund routine of musical stasis. Synergetic relationships form and boundaries are breached. Being out of established comfort zones is the supreme comfort.

News
Cloud Over Jupiter will be debuting at the Children's Miracle Network Balloon Rally August 22, 6:30 pm under the beer tent! COJ is jazzed to participate in this event that has raised thousands of dollars for the Children's Miracle Network. The event runs from Friday thru Sunday morning August 22, 23 & 24, 2008 and features two stages of continuous music (ALL DONATED!!!), many food vendors, special events for the kids, and balloon lauches and glows weather permitting. For complete info, click here!

 

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