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Cloud Over Jupiter Now Seen by the Naked Eye J. Sterling Penguin , Special Correspodent In a stunning astronomical development a Cloud Over Jupiter has been see developing across the planet's gaseous surface. Scientists are at a loss to explain the rare occurance, and leading experts are divided as to what this means for the future of mankind. The planet Jupiter has a gravity over ten times the gravity of Earth, so clouds are forced to behave differently, often crushing entire asteroids and moons as the heavy foggines overtakes them. It is a little known fact that Jupiter once had twenty moons, but many have been totally obliterated with the quiet mass of a Jupiterian cloud mass. Ganymeade, Callisto, and Europa are the only remaining bodies to remain in Jupiter's orbit. So what does this mean for inhabitants of Earth? Well, Jack Shit, actually. See we're a band. We play music. We don't know 'bout no stinking planetary killer-moisture. Get real. Cloud Over Jupiter is: Jerry King - Guitar/vocals
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![]() Sound Bytes Musical influences across the vastness of time. Restlessness and innovation spring from the moribund routine of musical stasis. Synergetic relationships form and boundaries are breached. Being out of established comfort zones is the supreme comfort. |
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